Lucas McChicken’s Bachelor Pad

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Swingin’ single searching for a few hot chicks. You’ll squawk with joy when you see my new digs (Thanks to Krieger Chicken Services LTD.,) complete with perches, windows, and a ramp. Once you’re here, you’ll never want to fly the coop. I started from scratch with nothing, but am rapidly moving up in the world. No worms for you–only the best for my ladies. I have gourmet chicken feed and a dietary supplement specially laid out for me, along with maid service on duty 24/7. Best of all, should we decide to co-habit, you won’t be charged rent. I know the management.                        -Lucas C. McChicken of Firefly Farm

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